This is why we can't have nice things

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HA HA HA! RIGHT? IT’S LIKE, “FLYING INSECTS ARE COOL AND ALL, BUT I JUST WANT TO ECHOLOCATE DAT ASS, GIRL!”

I’LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. I HAVE TO GO POOP IN SOME PIG FEED TO CREATE A CHIMERIC SUPERVIRUS THAT WILL HOPEFULLY KILL THIS ASSHOLE SO HE STOPS PICKING ME UP. WHEN I GET BACK WE’RE GETTING WASTED, BRO!

SPRING BREAK! WOOOOOOOOO!